We meet the alien Ol-Titil, from the planet Tiks in the Aldebaran constellation, in Łazienki Park in Warsaw. Even though it’s relatively warm, Ol-Titil is wearing a thick winter coat—as he explains, he’s susceptible to the cold. Right off the bat, he suggests we keep things informal. I’m excited to have the opportunity to chat with a being who’s completely different from us.
Jan Kowalski: Why did you choose this park for our meeting?
OT: I like greenery, it soothes me. And it’s easier to feel the atmosphere of bygone days in the old parks.
How do you feel in a place like this? It must be strange for you. You don’t have parks on Tiks, do you?
Oh, we do—almost every town has them. We like parks very much.
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