Many myths and contrived overinterpretations have sprung up around Hieronymus Bosch’s triptych “The Garden of Earthly Delights.” However, the latest research—conducted after hours by the editors of Przekrój—suggests that one shouldn’t seek sophisticated esoteric teachings in the Dutch master’s painting. Earthly delights mean just that, and more specifically, a rather successful New Year’s Eve party. With the help of simple symbols, Bosch conveys the basic principles of ensuring a carefree, happy transition into the next twelve-month cycle.