Quiz: Which Celestial Body Are You? Quiz: Which Celestial Body Are You?
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Quiz: Which Celestial Body Are You?

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The train you’re taking to see your family is running late. What do you do? 

a) Let down my braid, hoist up my skirt, and run to them as fast as I can.

b) No worries, they won’t start eating until I show up.

c) Kill time. Then there’s nothing left.

d) I don’t take a train to see my family—I walk through the woods!

 

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Jan Kowalski: Why did you choose this park for our meeting? 

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